What they said

“Success creates new pressures and demands on people that add to their anxiety and make them more susceptible to alcohol and other drugs”

Dr David Sack of the Promises rehab centre puts it very kindly indeed.

“Going through an English forest, with all its coarse bushes and brambles – in green tights? Not very practical, is it?”

The latest incarnation of Robin Hood, Russell Crowe puts his finger on the nub of the Errol Flynn problem.

“We found stool in his colon which had been there for four or five months because of the poor motility of the bowel”

Elvis Presley’s doctor, Dr George Nichopoulos, claims that the King died from chronic constipation, not a heart attack. Because the world needs to know.